tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10098841.post111040729282881656..comments2024-02-07T02:47:39.785-08:00Comments on mati rose: cranky man floydmati rosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15346776676916444532noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10098841.post-1132215613905971932005-11-17T00:20:00.000-08:002005-11-17T00:20:00.000-08:0010 Ways to Annoy Cops Say, "Damn, officer, yo...10 Ways to Annoy Cops <BR/> <BR/> Say, "Damn, officer, you must have been going fast to keep up with me!" <BR/>When he approaches you, stare at his gut and say, "Hmmm. I thought cops had to be physically fit." <BR/>Sway and ask if his bulletproof vest protects him from projectile vomiting. <BR/>Lie on the ground and ask him to draw your outline in chalk. <BR/>Throw his nightstick and tell the police dog to fetch it. <BR/>Ask him if you can use his pepper spray to spice up your pizza. <BR/>Tell him you wanted to be a cop, but decided to graduate high school instead. <BR/>When he asks you to walk the line, "Riverdance" instead. <BR/>Instead of pleading the 5th amendment, plead the 13th or 16th. <BR/>When he asks for your license, say, "Oh sure, officer, can you hold me beer for a sec?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10098841.post-1110469036270381272005-03-10T07:37:00.001-08:002005-03-10T07:37:00.001-08:00hmmmm....I like this cranky man Floyd, but I'm a b...hmmmm....I like this cranky man Floyd, but I'm a bit suspicious....zeliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08707868203545152390noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10098841.post-1110469031335736702005-03-10T07:37:00.000-08:002005-03-10T07:37:00.000-08:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.zeliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08707868203545152390noreply@blogger.com