tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10098841.post112977091352058733..comments2024-02-07T02:47:39.785-08:00Comments on mati rose: jealousmati rosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15346776676916444532noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10098841.post-1132215265869101172005-11-17T00:14:00.000-08:002005-11-17T00:14:00.000-08:00Genie and the Taliban Three guys: a Canadian,...Genie and the Taliban <BR/> <BR/> Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. <BR/>"I will give each of you each one wish. That's three wishes total," says the genie. <BR/><BR/>The Canadian says, "I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." <BR/><BR/>With a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. <BR/><BR/>Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious state." <BR/><BR/>Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* there was a huge wall around Afghanistan. <BR/><BR/>"Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." <BR/><BR/>The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out - it's virtually impenetrable." <BR/><BR/>Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com